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"what’s your sexual orientation"

wolffenstien:

riyoyukai:

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I like how the sign acknowledges how screwed up it is

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

"A stab — no, a frantic machete swipe — at comedy that only date-rapists, racists and sociopaths could love, the persistently ugly “Not Cool” begins with rapid-fire gags about overweight, undersexed losers; coitus with vegetables; loose bowels, rivers of puke and slut-shaming. And the film finds a way to tumble downhill from there."

officialcrow:

il-tenore-regina:

haloglowing:

tubesock:

people really ready to die for the vine

"Hold on"

OMFG 

how did this not end in a murder

Shane Dawson: *Does black face multiple times* *Portrays stereotypical racist characters* *Tacks on stereotypical "ghetto" accent to his white "ghetto" character* *Says the N word and other racial slurs* *Says the F slur like it's going out of style*
White People: WELCOME TO THE COMEDY CLUB. IT'S COMEDY. COME ON. YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM FOR BEING A COMEDIAN. EITHER IT'S ALL OKAY OR NONE OF IT IS
Black Girl: *Makes Shit White People Say Video*
White people: OH MY GOD... THIS IS SO RACIST. IT GOES BOTH WAYS. WHAT IF I MADE A "SHIT BLACK PEOPLE SAY" VIDEO. THAT WOULD BE "RACIST" BUT THIS IS FINE? DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE JUST AS BAD AS BLATANT RACISM. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE...

adventuresofcesium:

comupter:

why hasn’t the guy that raped emma sulkowicz been named???

his name is Jean-Paul Nungesser. It’s really fucked up that every form of media has been trying to keep him anonymous. it’s not like it’s a convention to withhold the names of legal adults accused of a crime even if they haven’t been convicted yet.