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I have been a cynical asshole from birth and don't plan on stopping now.

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up


Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport.

Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport.

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

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genevievevavance:

Tbh if any country were to adopt the purge it would be America

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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